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Walruses are not cool. It's a fact. That's why this article is titled "the horriblness of walruses" They're big and smelly and have facial hair. Why wouldn't anyone dislike them? Walruses appear in a variety of video games ("VIDEO GAMES" IS TWO WORDS, NOT ONE), such as a background selling artist in Animal Crossing, and once in the the Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening as a road block on the way to a desert. There are also several walruses involved in the Sonic the Hedgehog series like Rotor Walrus, and his evil counterpart Boomer Walrus. Why, walruses are so not cool that the Beatles wrote a

song involving a walrus, and Shel Silverstein wrote a poem about one, as did Lewis Carroll. The Lolrus is a debated subject, as some of the earlier pictures aren't of walruses (but of Elephant Seals), but a good number of them are. A flash game exists known as Rocket Walrus that is quite amazing. Even though these are prime examples of walruses in popular culture, the world could still use more. One can't have too much of a good thing (good thing = walrus). WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALRUSES

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