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Walruses are cool. It's a fact. That's why this article is titled "the coolness of walruses" They're big and blubbery and have adorable whiskers. Why wouldn't anyone dislike them? Walruses appear in a variety of video games ("VIDEO GAMES" IS TWO WORDS, NOT ONE), such as a background selling artist in Animal Crossing, and once in the the Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening as a road block on the way to a desert. There are also several walruses involved in the Sonic the Hedgehog series like Rotor Walrus, and his evil counterpart Boomer Walrus. Why, walruses are so cool that the Beatles wrote a

song involving a walrus, and Shel Silverstein wrote a poem about one, as did Lewis Carroll. The Lolrus is a debated subject, as some of the earlier pictures aren't of walruses (but of Elephant Seals), but a good number of them are. A flash game exists known as Rocket Walrus that is quite amazing. Even though these are prime examples of walruses in popular culture, the world could still use more. One can't have too much of a good thing (good thing = walrus). The walrus is also the cutest animal ever. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALRUSES ARE AMAZING!!!!

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